what's the time?

so this guy is driving down the highway & passes an orchard. he sees this farmer holding up a pig so that it can gobble apples right off the tree. the pig is going crazy eating apples.

"that's the craziest thing i ever saw," the guy tells himself & he pulls over to the side of the road, gets out of the car, & goes up to the farmer.

"hey, i couldn't help noticing what you were doing. does your pig like apples?"

the farmer says, "my pig loves apples."

"well, if you don't mind my saying so, if you took a stick & knocked the apples on the ground instead of lifting the pig up, you would save lots of time."

and the farmer answers, "what's time to a pig?"


-- michael kaminsky, pig perfect


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